There’s a knock on the door.  It is her. The night has begun. So there she is, you’ve been waiting for her and you welcome her in.  You obviously have trouble speaking because you are nervous, but like everything else just remember to play it cool, and it’ll be alright.  You walk her into the living room and kiss her gently and compliment her on her beauty. She’ll no doubt smile and thank you for the compliment. As she sits and makes herself comfortable now would be a good time to have the first wine cooler.  The ideal thing to do here would be to have some small talk about how the day went and things like that.  As that is finished you can migrate into the kitchen or dining area and help her sit down as you serve her dinner.  It should be time for another wine cooler at this point.

(Note: you shouldn’t have more than one six pack of wine coolers or two four packs consumed that evening. As I said in a previous installment too much alcohol can impair not only YOUR sexual abilities, but HER ability to be considered as a consensual partner as well.)  You can continue your small talk over dinner and as dinner completes, you can go back to the living room.

At this point you may want to dance with her to further set the mood for the night. Between dances you can go back to the couch and begin kissing.  This kissing will lead into what is known as foreplay….  You’re almost there.